Post by Ranting and Raven on Nov 5, 2009 22:27:26 GMT
Vote today! This vote is more important than any election, past or present, and even last years Strictly come dancing final!!!!! 
On the face of it this may seem like quite a TRIVIAL question, but fear not my friends and foes, I'm not here just to waste your time (although that is quite a big part of the reason I'm here, if we're being totally honest). No, this is a SERIOUS question, the answer to which will have CONSEQUENCES that will go down in the historical books alongside such classic events as the assassination of JFK, and 1066, when the evil British dictator Harold Godwin was murdered for crimes against the unmarried. However, these things will eventually pale in comparison to the event that will be brought about by the answering of this every so important poll.
Why, I hear you mumble cautiously? Well, one day my friends, the planet earth will be invaded by evil ducks from the south pole. I know the south pole is already on planet earth, but its populance of evil ducks usually keep themselves to themselves, hence why they have built so many evil duck igloos.
Getting onto the point, these beaked fanatics will run terror accross the world as we know it. And someone will need to fight them. And that person/animal will be decided by the winner of the poll. In the event of a kitten triumphing, a grand royal rumble will be held between all the kittens in the world, with the last cat standing being the one selected to fight the evil creatures.
Meanwhile,if Papa smurf were to win, he would be required to leave Smurfland for the period of time required to conquer the aquatic villains. He would no doubt be missed, but his blueish presence would return to smurfville as a hero if his quest was successful. If he was unsuccessful? well, this is a fate not worth thinking about
So, log your vote today and be a part of history!
ITS TIME! TO FACE! THE MUSIC!
On the face of it this may seem like quite a TRIVIAL question, but fear not my friends and foes, I'm not here just to waste your time (although that is quite a big part of the reason I'm here, if we're being totally honest). No, this is a SERIOUS question, the answer to which will have CONSEQUENCES that will go down in the historical books alongside such classic events as the assassination of JFK, and 1066, when the evil British dictator Harold Godwin was murdered for crimes against the unmarried. However, these things will eventually pale in comparison to the event that will be brought about by the answering of this every so important poll.
Why, I hear you mumble cautiously? Well, one day my friends, the planet earth will be invaded by evil ducks from the south pole. I know the south pole is already on planet earth, but its populance of evil ducks usually keep themselves to themselves, hence why they have built so many evil duck igloos.
Getting onto the point, these beaked fanatics will run terror accross the world as we know it. And someone will need to fight them. And that person/animal will be decided by the winner of the poll. In the event of a kitten triumphing, a grand royal rumble will be held between all the kittens in the world, with the last cat standing being the one selected to fight the evil creatures.
Meanwhile,if Papa smurf were to win, he would be required to leave Smurfland for the period of time required to conquer the aquatic villains. He would no doubt be missed, but his blueish presence would return to smurfville as a hero if his quest was successful. If he was unsuccessful? well, this is a fate not worth thinking about
So, log your vote today and be a part of history!
ITS TIME! TO FACE! THE MUSIC!
